A Fairytale Of Lies

Basically a bunch of bands, books, films, tv-shows and other fandom stuff.

Enjoy your stay!

terezis-weave:

askthederpvengers:

Apparently I can’t tell the difference between stuffed toy and stuffed animal in some of these… 

Oh my gosh cuties

9 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 49,497 notes

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

9 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 191,025 notes

alexandertalisker:

commanderderp:

lastofthetimeladies:

#Steve that’s a judging face #are you judging Tony #I think you are #just because he put his name on a building too doesn’t mean he wants to take over the world #Tony wouldn’t have any idea what the fuck to do with the world if he had it #he’d probably give it to Pepper

reblogging for he’d probably give it to Pepper

He’d definitely give at least 12% to pepper

9 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 125,888 notes

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

9 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 290,533 notes

lionsandlionesses:

Show!Cersei draws back because Jaime touches her with the golden hand that she ordered (fuck logic!) and it seems to disgust her.

Book!Cersei has consensual sex with Jaime who is covered in so much mud and dirt that Osmund Kettleblack takes him for a criple beggar. And…

9 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 64 notes
Things I'm bad at: singing
Things I do a lot: sing
9 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 349,334 notes
vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

9 hours ago on April 23rd | J | 307,926 notes
sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

18 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 45,956 notes
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colorfusical-personal:

lil-miss-choc:

bio-digital-jazz:

608474:

Lucy (2014)

An action film.

With a female lead.

Played by Scarlett Johanssen

With no love interest.

With superpowers.

And Morgan Freeman.

I had no idea how much I wanted this until this moment.

OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD WHO SACRIFICED THEIR SOUL FOR THIS TO BE MADE????? LIKE OH MY GOD???

18 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 257,124 notes
thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

18 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 189,504 notes

itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

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18 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 64,570 notes

tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

20 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 163,498 notes

forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

20 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 12,324 notes

ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

20 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 204,495 notes
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armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

20 hours ago on April 22nd | J | 41,840 notes