A Fairytale Of Lies

Basically a bunch of bands, books, films, tv-shows and other fandom stuff.

Enjoy your stay!
lord-anfelo:

lord-anfelo:

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2 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 59,222 notes
LOTR Fandom: Our movies are great! We love them
Hunger Games Fandom: Us too! We're really grateful to have such an amazing series so far
The Book Thief Fandom: Our movie was literally perfect
The Maze Runner Fandom: I can't WAIT until our movie gets released! The author said there are a few small differences but that's fine, he said they only took out unimportant things
Harry Potter Fandom: WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH OUR MOVIES SUCK THERE ARE ENDLESS THINGS THAT SHOULDVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE THEY DIDNT PORTRAY HARRY AS SASSY AS POSSIBLE AND VOLDEMORT WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE A MORTAL DEATH AND DUMBLEDORE ISNT AS ERRATIC AND MYSTERIOUS
LOTR Fandom:
Hunger Games Fandom:
The Book Thief Fandom:
The Maze Runner Fandom:
Every fandom:
Percy Jackson Fandom: *breaks down crying*
Avatar The Last Airbender Fandom: Man too bad we never got a movie
(legend of) Spyro (the Dragon) fandom: ... we were gonna get a movie, but it died like Spyro's Kingdom did... >='[:{)
2 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 31,016 notes

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

2 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 19,559 notes

schlongwoo:

kiyotakasgirlfriend:

one time like wayy before I was born it was christmas and my grandma looked in her backyard where her pear tree was. She noticed a partridge had landed in it. A literal partridge landed in her pear tree. On christmas she had a partridge in her pear tree. So she did the logical thing and shot it and ate it merry christmas everyone

she dun put a cartridge in that partridge 

2 hours ago on September 22nd | J | 55,897 notes
a-hand-in-jar-in-your-bag:

niknak79:

Don’t you hate it when that happens

this one time we were all over at a friends flat and got wasted and i mean like really completely wasted and when we woke up the next day there stood a fucking ikea shelve in the middle of the room my friend had bought it half a year before but never had the motivation to build it so apparently during that night we built an ikea shelf and to this day none of us can remember doing so

a-hand-in-jar-in-your-bag:

niknak79:

Don’t you hate it when that happens

this one time we were all over at a friends flat and got wasted and i mean like really completely wasted and when we woke up the next day there stood a fucking ikea shelve in the middle of the room my friend had bought it half a year before but never had the motivation to build it so apparently during that night we built an ikea shelf and to this day none of us can remember doing so

11 hours ago on September 21st | J | 244,595 notes

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

11 hours ago on September 21st | J | 82,670 notes

pop-punktastic:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

and the more i understand mr.krabs greed

11 hours ago on September 21st | J | 493,355 notes
communistbakery:

smh this dog has a terrible poker face

communistbakery:

smh this dog has a terrible poker face

11 hours ago on September 21st | J | 44,260 notes

asian:

i’m single by choice
just not my choice
17 hours ago on September 21st | J | 208,244 notes
thefrogman:

condescendingchristian:



thusmylife:

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

the-grand-highboob:

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

-behindbars:

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

ohanameansfamily24:

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England

thefrogman:

condescendingchristian:

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thusmylife:

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

the-grand-highboob:

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

-behindbars:

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

ohanameansfamily24:

50 degrees in England 

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100 degrees in England

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17 hours ago on September 21st | J | 768,229 notes

rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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17 hours ago on September 21st | J | 122,727 notes

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

17 hours ago on September 21st | J | 853,648 notes

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

17 hours ago on September 21st | J | 355,435 notes

inheritedloss:

hey sooooo remember how the police in ferguson were going to start wearing body cameras

the police officers’ union is bringing out every last excuse to keep it from actually happening

actual quote from the article: “This gotcha discipline that we have with the dash board cameras is what we’d be afraid of,” Roorda said.

"gotcha discipline"

basically “any tangible way of holding us accountable for abusing our power is what we’d be afraid of”

17 hours ago on September 21st | J | 11,612 notes
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