A Fairytale Of Lies

Basically a bunch of bands, books, films, tv-shows and other fandom stuff.

Enjoy your stay!
bitchesaloud:

bitchesaloud:

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twerkynacho:

twerkynacho:

dreamwurks:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

mandatory update:

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these are the best

but wait there’s more

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don’t stop this is great 

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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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antonyelchen:

[effie trinket voice] that is MISOGYNY

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Be a vixen.

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854,615 plays

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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princessababwa:

When I pass a test that everyone else fails

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gayisthenewokay:

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

OMG I NEED THIS

gayisthenewokay:

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

OMG I NEED THIS

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westbor0baptistchurch:

mochihugs:

what is this supposed to mean. what are you trying to tell me. what the fuck


you will obtain the greatest thigh gap ever

westbor0baptistchurch:

mochihugs:

what is this supposed to mean. what are you trying to tell me. what the fuck

you will obtain the greatest thigh gap ever

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lilfagbitch:

"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."

FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVELAGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.

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toocooltobehipster:

shopping bitch

toocooltobehipster:

shopping bitch

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missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

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