A Fairytale Of Lies

Basically a bunch of bands, books, films, tv-shows and other fandom stuff.

Enjoy your stay!
harryedward:

5secsoftroyler:

harryedward:

This is a weed smokers lungs after he died from marijuana. Don’t smoke weed please reblog to save a life

That’s an orange

Please dont be disrespectful thats a weed smoker’s lungs after he died from weed smoking  

harryedward:

5secsoftroyler:

harryedward:

This is a weed smokers lungs after he died from marijuana. Don’t smoke weed please reblog to save a life

That’s an orange

Please dont be disrespectful thats a weed smoker’s lungs after he died from weed smoking  

4 hours ago on April 20th | J | 131,952 notes

it’s so hard hiding the truth from your friends…

it’s so hard hiding the truth from your friends…

4 hours ago on April 20th | J | 243,575 notes

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

4 hours ago on April 20th | J | 131,401 notes

galefray:

Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women.

For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.

4 hours ago on April 20th | J | 243,271 notes

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

4 hours ago on April 20th | J | 162,622 notes

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

4 hours ago on April 20th | J | 60,737 notes

brightestsnitchofherage:

#defeats the dark lord #still scared stiff by angry women #harry fucking potter everyone

4 hours ago on April 20th | J | 76,052 notes

one-direction-rocks-me:

work-it-out:

people who put the video link in a little “x” under their gifs are my favourite kind of people

people who put the “x” under their gifs and you think it the link to the video but is really a link to their blog are my least favorite kind of people

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celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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5 hours ago on April 20th | J | 157,721 notes

katzmatt:

adriofthedead:

squidnapped:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

imagine sitting at it naked and leaving ya ball prints on that lil seat

imagine coming home and realizing someone fucked on your table

I WANT THIS TABLE

18 hours ago on April 19th | J | 429,713 notes